(Stupid) Things I’ve done when I was drunk
1. Drunk call
2. Drunk text
3. Fell down the stairs
4. Tried to do a one handed push up and face-planted on the ground
5. Lit a shot of alcohol on fire and almost drank it
6. Had a bonfire in the backyard with Bluo
7. Spat on the floor inside my house (the fuck?)
8. Ran into Maggie and Lina’s room while Lina was sleeping, tripped, and face-planted on the ground
9. Thought I lost my phone so I tried calling my phone…. with my phone
10. Mistakened Kristina’s Hello Kitty iPhone for my phone
11. Jumped into the pool fully-clothed and left my wet sweats on for the rest of the night
12. Spooned Masao
13. Knocked down 6 cups at once in beer pong after someone faked a bounce
14. Played basketball (bad idea)
15. Chased Michael to 7-11 with a shot after he jolted
16. Thought I was Mario the whole time in Mario Party when really I was Peach
Will reblog to record more.. but hopefully I don’t have to .__.
